Sep
14
2009
Which is the fastest thing in the world?
Interviewer: Which is the fastest thing in the world?
Yale Guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light
Harvard Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.
Mit Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it’s hard to realize you blinked
Santa Singh: Its Loose Motion
Interviewer: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?
Santa Singh: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
