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		<title>Teacher to Santa: Translate &#8211; Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Market]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.]]></description>
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		<title>Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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<h3>She had a Bright Student <img src='http://www.deadlychakilas.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif' alt=':!:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.deadlychakilas.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif' alt=':!:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.deadlychakilas.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif' alt=':!:' class='wp-smiley' /> </h3>
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		<title>Santa and Banta were fighting after an exam</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Why are you both fighting? Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Teacher: So what? Banta: Even I did the same thing, now examiner will think that we both copied.]]></description>
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<p><strong>Santa: </strong>This fool left the answer sheet blank,</p>
<p><strong>Teacher: </strong>So what?</p>
<p><strong>Banta:</strong> Even I did the same thing, now examiner will think that we both copied.</p>
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		<title>Teacher: Is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[. . . . . Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: Make a sentence in which one word has been repeated four times.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[. . . . . Santa: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Student (to himself): yeh kya question hai? . . . then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.. . . . Teacher: You are right. Tumhe kaise pata? . . . Student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.]]></description>
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<p><strong>then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.</strong><strong>.<br />
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<p><strong>Teacher: You are right. Tumhe kaise pata?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.<br />
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