Jul
2
2009
Jun
7
2009
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..?
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She had a Bright Student 
Mar
20
2009
Santa and Banta were fighting after an exam
Teacher: Why are you both fighting?
Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Teacher: So what?
Banta: Even I did the same thing, now examiner will think that we both copied.
Feb
2
2009
Teacher: Is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
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Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan…
Feb
2
2009
Teacher: Make a sentence in which one word has been repeated four times.
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Santa: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara…
Dec
31
2008
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani?
Student (to himself): yeh kya question hai?
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then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs..
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Teacher: You are right. Tumhe kaise pata?
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Student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.