Jun
24
2009
Santa went to Mysore palace
Tourist guide – Santa ji please don’t sit there, its Tipu Sultan’s chair
Santa – oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!
Jun
18
2009
Santa wounded, goes to a doctor…
Doctor: Stitches lagane padengay…
Santa: Kitne paise.?
Doctor: Rs.3000
Santa: Doctor saab, stitches lagane hai, embroidery nahin karwani…
Jun
14
2009
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
May
21
2009
Ek bar Santa nadi mai gir jaata hai, Bhagwan say kehta hai: mujhay bacha loo aur mai apko chawal chadaunga
Bhagwan usay bahar neekal leete hain
Bahar aa kay Santa kehta hai: “Kaun say chawal?”
Bhagwan usay phir nadi mai phenk deta hai
Santa kehta hai, mai to pooch raaha tha kaun say chawal – meetay ya namkeen
Apr
14
2009
Zamindaar: Agar mai subah apni car mai niklun to shaam tak mai apni aadhi zaamin bhi nahin dekh sakta..
Santa: Humaray paas bhi pehlay aase hee car thi
Apr
3
2009
Santa at petrol pump – bhai, 1 Rs ka petrol dal de.
Salesman replied – Bhai, itna dalva ke kaaha jaana hai…
Santa – jana kaaha hai..? Hum to aise hee paise udaate hain..
Mar
25
2009
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who are you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya…
Mar
20
2009
Santa and Banta were fighting after an exam
Teacher: Why are you both fighting?
Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Teacher: So what?
Banta: Even I did the same thing, now examiner will think that we both copied.
Mar
15
2009
Santa giving a speech to deaf people using sign language…
He starts rubbing his chest, touches his d**k and starts mast****ting.
Officials get shocked and he was immediately taken off the stage and when asked why did he do that he replied: “It means, Ladies and Gentlemen… It gives me immense pleasure..”