Deadly Chakilas

Interviewer: Which is the fastest thing in the world?

Yale Guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light

Harvard Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in

your mind.

Mit Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it’s hard to realize you blinked

Santa Singh: Its Loose Motion

Interviewer: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?

Santa Singh: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?

Santa: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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HAPPY got disgusted and left…

Boss: Apni sari salary se tum uske liye toliet paper bi nahin kharid sakte.

Santa: je aeni potty kardi ae te fir rehn hi deo.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga…

Banta: because even government knows that it’s easier to handle a nation than to a wife.

Santa: Huuh, how will I come to know that it has stopped raining..

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa SMS to boss: Me ok, your wife very sweet.

Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!