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	<title>Deadly Chakilas &#187; Phone</title>
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		<title>Work phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Saturday]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting&#8230; on a Saturday morning&#8230; after breakfast&#8230; Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use [...]]]></description>
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<p>Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.</p>
<p>Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.</p>
<p>Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.</p>
<p>Maid: So &#8211; what is the problem? We all use our work telephones!</p>
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		<title>Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy: Sure, what&#8217;s your phone number?]]></description>
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		<title>Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ayodhya]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chandigarh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Who are you? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya&#8230;]]></description>
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<p><strong>Girl: </strong>Seeta here.</p>
<p><strong>Santa:</strong> Maine to <a title="Chandigarh" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandigarh" target="_blank">Chandigarh</a> phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya&#8230;</p>
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