Aug 25 2009

Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

Husband: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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Mar 29 2009

Sharon: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss..?

Tracy: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

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