Dec 1 2009

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Jun 18 2009

Santa wounded, goes to a doctor…

Doctor: Stitches lagane padengay…

Santa: Kitne paise.?

Doctor: Rs.3000

Santa: Doctor saab, stitches lagane hai, embroidery nahin karwani…

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Feb 7 2009

The doctor took his patient into the room and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

The patient said, “Give me the good news.”

“They’re going to name a disease after you.“

:P

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