Jul 24 2009

Santa proposes to his boss’s daughter

Boss: Apni sari salary se tum uske liye toliet paper bi nahin kharid sakte.

Santa: je aeni potty kardi ae te fir rehn hi deo.

:-?


Jul 3 2009

Santa sent SMS to his Boss: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa SMS to boss: Me ok, your wife very sweet.