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		<title>Boy likes blonde girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kinky Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PJs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Car]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teenage boy managed to persuade his dad to loan him his car. He takes his gorgeous blond girlfriend out for a drive. He parks it in a dark, leafy lane and they start kissing and cuddling in the front seat. After a while he is getting passionate and says, &#8220;How about you hop into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A teenage boy managed to persuade his dad to loan him his car.<br />
He takes his gorgeous blond girlfriend out for a drive.<br />
He parks it in a dark, leafy lane and they start kissing and cuddling in the front seat.</p>
<p>After a while he is getting passionate and says, &#8220;How about you hop into the back seat.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No&#8221; she protests.</p>
<p>They continue to kiss and cuddle and he is getting even more passionate and he is even keener to get her in the back seat.</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you think it is time to hop into the back seat?&#8221; he asks her again.<br />
&#8220;No, I have told you I don&#8217;t want to go&#8221; she protests again.</p>
<p>Again they kiss and cuddle and his passion is even stronger and he is desperate to get her in the back seat.<br />
He begs her to go into the back seat.<br />
&#8220;No, I&#8217;ve told you I don&#8217;t want to go&#8221; she protests again.</p>
<p>&#8220;But why not?&#8221; he asks.</p>
<p>&#8220;I want to stay here in the front seat, with you!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Blonde with a killer jigsaw puzzle&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boyfriend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corn Flakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puzzle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rooster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, &#8220;Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can&#8217;t figure out how to get started.&#8221; Her boyfriend asks, &#8220;What is it supposed to be when it&#8217;s finished?&#8221; The blonde says, &#8220;According to the picture on the box, it&#8217;s a rooster.&#8221; Her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A <strong>blonde </strong>calls her boyfriend and says, &#8220;Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw <strong>puzzle</strong>, and I can&#8217;t figure out how to get started.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her <strong>boyfriend </strong>asks, &#8220;What is it supposed to be when it&#8217;s finished?&#8221;</p>
<p>The <strong>blonde </strong>says, &#8220;According to the picture on the box, it&#8217;s a <strong>rooster</strong>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her <strong>boyfriend </strong>decides to go over and help with the puzzle.</p>
<p>She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.</p>
<p>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, &#8220;First of all, no matter what we do, we&#8217;re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.&#8221;</p>
<p>He takes her hand and says, &#8220;Second, I want you to relax. Let&#8217;s have a nice cup of tea, and then &#8220;he said with a deep sigh&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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<h3>&#8220;Let&#8217;s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.&#8221;</h3>
<div id="attachment_246" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 121px"><img class="size-full wp-image-246" title="kelloggs-corn-flakes" src="http://www.deadlychakilas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kelloggs-corn-flakes.jpg" alt="Rooster - Kelloggs Corn Flakes :P" width="111" height="158" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Rooster - Kelloggs Corn Flakes <img src='http://www.deadlychakilas.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></div>
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		<title>Parachute Jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sumeet Soni</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jumping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, &#8220;How am I supposed to know when I&#8217;m at 300 feet?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.</p>
<p>The blonde asked, &#8220;How am I supposed to know when I&#8217;m at 300 feet?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.&#8221;</p>
<p>After pondering his answer, she asked, &#8220;What happens if there&#8217;s no one there I know?&#8221;</p>
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