Deadly Chakilas

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch
tonight, Dave!

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HAPPY got disgusted and left…

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Photos-in-the-sis

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because now he had become mamu lee…

1st – Naaraj ho mujhse?

2nd – Nahi too!!!

1st – To phir raat ko meri taraf MUH kar k kyo soye the??

Boss: Apni sari salary se tum uske liye toliet paper bi nahin kharid sakte.

Santa: je aeni potty kardi ae te fir rehn hi deo.

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now …

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SING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG…

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Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga…

Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Banta: because even government knows that it’s easier to handle a nation than to a wife.