Jul
3
2009
Jul
2
2009
Teacher to Santa: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Jul
1
2009
Interviewer to Santa: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Jun
24
2009
Santa went to Mysore palace
Tourist guide – Santa ji please don’t sit there, its Tipu Sultan’s chair
Santa – oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!
Jun
18
2009
Santa wounded, goes to a doctor…
Doctor: Stitches lagane padengay…
Santa: Kitne paise.?
Doctor: Rs.3000
Santa: Doctor saab, stitches lagane hai, embroidery nahin karwani…
Jun
14
2009
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
May
21
2009
Ek bar Santa nadi mai gir jaata hai, Bhagwan say kehta hai: mujhay bacha loo aur mai apko chawal chadaunga
Bhagwan usay bahar neekal leete hain
Bahar aa kay Santa kehta hai: “Kaun say chawal?”
Bhagwan usay phir nadi mai phenk deta hai
Santa kehta hai, mai to pooch raaha tha kaun say chawal – meetay ya namkeen
Apr
14
2009
Zamindaar: Agar mai subah apni car mai niklun to shaam tak mai apni aadhi zaamin bhi nahin dekh sakta..
Santa: Humaray paas bhi pehlay aase hee car thi
Apr
3
2009
Santa at petrol pump – bhai, 1 Rs ka petrol dal de.
Salesman replied – Bhai, itna dalva ke kaaha jaana hai…
Santa – jana kaaha hai..? Hum to aise hee paise udaate hain..
