Jan
27
2009
Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha..?
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King George
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how..?
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coin ke dono side rehta hai…
Jan
26
2009
What is the colour of frequency…?
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Purple
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how…?
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frequency ka unit hai Hz
you can write it as 1 / sec
ie. par second
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in Hindi sec is also called as “pal”
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therefore, “PARPAL”
Jan
24
2009
What would an angrez say to his Indian naukar who can only understand Hindi if he wants him to open the door…?
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think think… 
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“There Was A Cold Day” (say it fast) . . . ! ! !
LOL…
Jan
23
2009
Ek kana ladka kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana gayega…?
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna hai..!!!
Jan
21
2009
Ship tha… jisme bahut saare log the… usme ek chor bhi tha… ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye… sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise..?
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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha…
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya…
or Chor bachh gaya…
Jan
19
2009
A scientist disconnected his doorbell..
can you guess why???
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he wanted to win the “No-bell” prize..!!!
Jan
17
2009
Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles, even if he is declared out?
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Hussey…
LOL
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What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey…???
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Hussey to phaasi …!!!
Jan
16
2009
Ded Futiya… Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai…
lekin uski biwi usko chhod ke chali jaati hai….
woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai…
agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai… lekin kyon??
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Arre, gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai…!!!
Jan
13
2009
Jinn: Kya hukum hai meray aaka..?
Man: Meray ghar se Dubai tak ek road banani hai.
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do..!
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya double…..!!
Dec
31
2008
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani?
Student (to himself): yeh kya question hai?
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then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs..
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Teacher: You are right. Tumhe kaise pata?
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Student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.