Mar 29 2009

Sharon: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss..?

Tracy: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


Mar 29 2009

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!

Girl: Yes, but would you stay there??


Mar 25 2009

Boy: I love you and I could die for you!

Girl: How soon??


Mar 25 2009

Girl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

Boy: Don’t you ever want to improve..??


Mar 25 2009

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple


Mar 25 2009

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure, what’s your phone number?

:shock:


Mar 25 2009

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!

Boy: You love me…


Mar 25 2009

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.


Feb 4 2009

Santa declares: I will never marry in my life

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I’ll give same advice to my children also…

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Jan 27 2009

According to movie Sholay who is son of lion?

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HOLI

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how..?

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Gabbar bolta hai naa

holi cub hai

cub hai holi

(cub)