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Priestly Persuasion

Sumeet Soni — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 06:46:09 +0000

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. ”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father – - Next!”

A cow standing on the road keeps shouting ‘F’… ‘F’… Why???

Sumeet Soni — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:13:35 +0000

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Because F= ma (Newton’s Second Law )

Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?

Sumeet Soni — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:11:23 +0000

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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti — Shraxis

Santa was feeling Happy and Banta too was feeling Happy

Sumeet Soni — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:16:15 +0000

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HAPPY got disgusted and left…

What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?

Sumeet Soni — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:16:27 +0000

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Photos-in-the-sis

Bruce Lee was a great man, a really great man; but once his married sister gave birth to a kid, he became an ordinary man…

Sumeet Soni — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:19:33 +0000

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because now he had become mamu lee…

Puzzle – Once upon a time, there was a lion, a candle, a tree and you…

Sumeet Soni — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:56:49 +0000

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now …

Write your answer before your scroll down…

Scroll down for answer…

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SING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG…

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Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha; wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha.. To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ..?

Sumeet Soni — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:54:19 +0000

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Aur thoda socho
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MICROSOFT ( My – Crow – Soft )

When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???

Sumeet Soni — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:30:26 +0000

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