Deadly Chakilas

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. ”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father – - Next!”

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Because F= ma (Newton’s Second Law )

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. Socho? kyu?.. ???
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti — Shraxis

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HAPPY got disgusted and left…

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Photos-in-the-sis

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because now he had become mamu lee…

Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now …

Write your answer before your scroll down…

Scroll down for answer…

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SING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG…

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Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

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Socho
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Aur thoda socho
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MICROSOFT   ( My – Crow – Soft )

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When he travels with the speed of light. (At that Speed, V=C)

(Velocity = Constant)